Saturday, December 05, 2009

India's Tandoori

Just a stone's throw from the Miracle Mile gourmet taco haven El Toro Cantina is the welcoming lunchtime buffet of owner Gurmeet S. Multani's India's Tandoori. One can almost smell the many different taco specialties of El Toro wafting into India's Tandoori as you are seated by the very friendly wait staff.

The atmosphere is typically Americanized Indian, with suitable paintings of swarthy men and underboob-showing ladies entwined in non-consensual sexual embraces. The tables are clean, with those pervasive white polyester table cloths and deep burgundy napkins that are at home in any Chinese restaurant. The nearby El Toro opts for a more rustic solid table top with no linens.

After giving your drink orders and reviewing the printed menu, just in case a picky eater decides he OR SHE would rather bother the cook than get perfectly fine pre-made food from the buffet, you are invited to get up, grab a plate and get to business.

The buffet is a fantasy playground of Indian staples... from a succulently roasted Chicken Tikka to verdant Palak Paneer to desserts of watery rice pudding and Gulab Jamun, a cold dense honey soaked milk pastry ball. Throw a grape on top of a Gulab Jamun, and you're one step closer to Nirvana.

-Albert

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Quiznos Sammies


Tacos at Quiznos you say? No. No one said that. Where did you read or hear anyone say that? Don't come to this blog, and start spouting off about your rumors of chem. trails and tacos at Quiznos.

Sammies. Now there's a good taco. If you have a Starbucks down the street from your apartment, home or van, then chances are you may have a Quiznos Sandwich stand in your neighborhood too.

We all know them for their "toasty" brand sandwiches, but now they're turning the "heat up" on a new lunchtime creation. The Sammie. The Sammie is pretty much a taco, disguised as a Quiznos sandwich pretending to be a taco (that tastes like a Quiznos sandwich). Can you say "yummy?" Well I can. But when I say "yummy," it comes out "Sammie."

This review has been the bomb. Boom! I'm O-U-T.

Jim